Breaking News: The World Is A Good Place

It’s easier than ever before to plug yourself into the news matrix and get 24/7 push notifications for dreadful headlines about whatever…

It’s easier than ever before to plug yourself into the news matrix and get 24/7 push notifications for dreadful headlines about whatever stuff your ideological biases predispose you to obsess over.

This new highly-advanced information delivery system is obviously dangerous and unhealthy. I try to read the news a few times a week, usually relying on three…